Horvath's Huvercraft (a true story...mostly)

I have recently discovered something I thought so important i should share my newly found intelligence with my fellow classmates. This realization was thrust upon me shortly after i had finished my book review and reading for the night. Crawling under the covers and letting my droopy eyes rest the mistakes of my last book review began to shuffle through my mind. My intentions were to merely recheck in my mind if I had fixed those errors due to my poor display of the ability the marking period before, but thanks to my late night reading i was too exhausted to dwell on it long.

Now i must tell you, in the past i have been known to posses the talent of sometimes dreaming events that have already, or intend, to happen. This dream, however, was a bit different.

It was the end of the day in homeroom and our well known language arts teacher, Mr.Horvath, came up to me and asked if I needed help with my book review. Now, as you know i was worried I would not be able to improve this piece, so I agreed to this. Surprisingly though, instead of taking the paper from my hand he turned to the window, opened it all the way, and pushed out the screen to let the chill of November slip in. He then took a set of keys from his pocket and stepped out the window.

I am aware that a normal human being would plunge to his death at this point, but, Horvath being very unordinary, seemed to be walking on air. I was then astonished to find that he clicked a button that seemed to be for his car, and opposed to hearing the beep of doors unlocking I witnessed a large floating object appear. Yes, you guessed it, a hovercraft.

When awaking from this dream the memory flooded back to me and this is were my ultimate realization hit me. Horvath is not human. What? Do you suppose me crazy? Well think what you want but it all makes perfect sense. There is an invisible hovercraft siting afloat right outside his window and don't try and tell me different. I know what I'm saying is true, for what kind of human being can have such superior knowledge, be so astoundingly humble? The answer is none, for Horvath is not human but something completely unique.