Too lazy to help

There was a man sitting on the bench at a park
He sat there for hours upon hours
And never moved.
He didn't care what happened,
Relaxation was more important to him than helping others.

There was a robber running through the park
A cop yelled to the man,
Asking for help as the robber ran past the bench,
But the man sat there, texting, as the robber sped away.

Another time a mugger was mugging an old lady.
The old lady asked for help,
And the man could help seeing as the mugger was small,
But the man just sat there, listening to music, as the mugger got his way.

At this point it was clear.
It was clear that the man didn't care about helping
There could be something as bad as a robot-alien attack
And the man wouldn't get up.
He was lazy after all,
His laziness was far more important than anything else
He was too lazy to help.