I Caught a Leprechaun

On a bright, shiny day I woke up and remembered something. Today was St. Patrick’s Day! I jumped out of bed and ran upstairs. “Happy St. Patrick’s Day!” I told my parents, brothers, and my baby sisters. After that, I went outside to get some fresh air. While I was walking I tripped over my own foot and fell down the steps. That hurt but I sat up to regain my conscious when suddenly I found a 4-leaf clover. I looked left, looked right and there was something green next to a green bush. “Camouflaging ay,” I said to myself. I ran over there but I tripped over my foot again but this time landed on a $20 bill. “Cha-ching,” as I picked up the cash and looked back at the green substance. There in the bush was an angry leprechaun! “Stay away from me pot O’ gold or I’ll”… “BAM” as I knocked the leprechaun unconscious, put him in a big, brown garbage bag and called him Leppy. I took Leppy back into my house and waited until he woke up. We played some video games and at that moment I found out he was lost and he doesn’t know where his family is. Of course I didn’t take that seriously and went up to the corner store to get some gum. (Trident Tropical Twist to be exact). Leppy was saying something about him getting shipped away for some strange reason I don’t remember because well… I wasn’t paying attention. Then I went to McDonalds ordering two Double Hamburgers, medium fries, with two 4-piece chicken nuggets and a small Hi-C drink. I finished all of it. “That was delicious,” I told Leppy while licking my fingers. While I was walking home I met up with my brother Dorian and he was of course saying big words I don’t know about. Then I met with Leppy’s parents and they went back to leprechaun world. So, after a tragic moment I didn’t really care about, Dorian and I went to Sean’s house to settle for some Lucky Charms.In the Luck Charms box was something green. It jumped out! It was the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms commercial! “Ahhhh,” we all said. Sean ran into his room, I ran in Sean’s closet and Dorian with his smart self did some scientific experiments on it. “Could this get any worse,” I said to myself. My luck just went down when suddenly a UFO came down. Tony the tiger, the rabbit from Trix commercial, and the dog from the Cookie Crisp commercial took our Cookie Crisp, Trix, and Frosted Flakes. After that the animals left. As Sean and I started to finish are Lucky Charms I asked “I wonder what happened to the leprechaun?” We both said at the same time “we’ll never know.”